My D&P Depression Post

I have a problem.

They ruin my life ugh. I don't even know how to start this post. I was thinking about writing this weeks ago when I just went like dude I need to see them irl and becoming more and more depressed each day knowing that I will never ever meet them.

Okay so I'm gonna start with: I ship Phan. Well, no, I'm not one of those crazy hormonal phangirl (aye see) who just want to see them dating and romantic and then being crazy searching for all the phan proof like OH MY GOD THEY'RE SO MARRIED just by breathing.

I've gotten through that phase, I guess. I DON'T KNOW. You decide at the very end.

I mean, I ship them in like a very best friend way (but if they ended up dating I really wouldn't mind (probs being insane for approximately a week) but if they didn't it's just fine to me like seriously (except if it's danrific* because i'd flip the fuck out)) because I really admire their friendship which is very rare and precious and one does not simply have.

* I don't know why I hate danrific with passion I mean I never see any of cat's videos and I don't really care about her and I don't often do 'hating' on someone so this is super rare. I don't know what's happening. I hate it on the first sight.

You know what I like about them? The domestic phan. See I'm not shipping them in a very creepy way like every thing they do it's just about them...

...I can sense the irony because that is exactly what I do.

Like, let's compare it to Jaspar. You know, them being roommate for a while (but not until I joined the YouTube fandom and Caspar decided to move out sIGH) (okay that's not why he moved out lmao) and being best friend but we just cannot see them in a romantic way! It's impossible. And everything they do is so casual, like hugging or being shirtless or seeing each other's crotches (tf mel).

But then I started to think what if it's happened to phan like what would we react? Lmao we'd already freak out when they hugged on stage or giving cute names...

...okay it triggers something in my body.

You know what? Let's talk about that (I'm really sorry I watched a lot of GMM videos the past couple of days) Let's talk about how domestic Phan actually is, how they ruin my life, and what I really feel after seeing the v video AYE

-----...^-.-=-.*.-=-.-^...-----

What triggers me for making this post this exact time? Well I was just doing some YouTube like I always do this holiday and I stumbled upon a vine video (huh a VINE video on YOUTUBE smh) and it just clicked and I'm so stupid not to realize that earlier.

Sooo you know the akinator video on DAPG? Here's the video:

Yaaaaa nothing's wrong it's just a super cute video and mostly just sentences that they ambigously say nothing important to me (where's the lie smh)

but

around 7:32 when this question popped out: does your character live with their best friend?

ya ya ya the conversation is what I expected. But then Phil said "...but no Dan you are my biffle" 

I was like, what on earth is biffle? I mean I speak no english so I don't know??? I assumed it was just another word for best friend so yh

but

The vine video hit me. So I also searched up the meaning.

Biffle :

one's BFFL, or Best Friend For Life. it is supposed to be the opposite sex, whom one is JUST friends with, and wouldn't ever date. however many biffles become boyfriends, which really defeats the purpose. unlike best friends, you can only have ONE biffle.

Phil you're kidding right?

You obviously said that because you know what it means.

See I'm not shipping without a reason, I am a very reasoned shipper xD

And the non-shippers would be like he joked or he didn't mean it okay I'm also up for that but can you just. stop. trying to. ruin. someone's. otp.

I mean all the non-shippers are great but what I don't like about them is just they ruin everything we the shippers simply want. Do I need to remind you that Dan said it's not good to ruin someone's otp? (I just made it up I don't actually remember what he said in the otp video)

Oya I'm scrolling my phan trash folder right now just to pick some of the stuffs I can put here in the post and please. don't let me. start. on the old phan.

--eh I mean not like the 'old' phan when they're aging but the beginning of time phan.

Like, I'm not sure what I'm going to do with this information but there was something back then although right now they're just simply don't care xD

I feel so bad right now for writing this lmao and like at the beginning of the post I don't force anything upon them, I mean it when I say I don't mind if they end up together or not.

But this is fun let's all taking it just fun okay?okay

Let's enjoy some domestic phan posts from my phan trash before we talk about deeper stuff ehm the val- *cough* (yh with the source because everyone deserves some evidences)

I forget the video but I've watched it but I forget soz

hAHA no this is not a fan made it's Dan himself
DAN AND PHIL BLINDFOLDED MAKEUP CHALENGE
(some ppl like zalfie or felix-marzia say 'Boyfriend Does My Makeup')

Internet Trivia: Dan vs Phil

The 7 Second Challenge APP!

GOATS, DRAGONS & BUTT POPCORN

AD - WELCOME TO PHILDONALDS!
(uh it's like the bloopers of the video if anyone's wondering lmao)
(it's in the very end if you still don't get it)

Dan and Phil Play SLENDER

Right. 'The' video. For the record, I did not visually watch it. Someone put the just-audio video on YouTube and it sounds like nothing came out because the volume is really low I barely heard it.

I just wanna say that I don't believe it, and it sounds really wrong to me, I believe it was indeed a joke. My expectation was like: OH MY GOD IT'S SO CUTE I FUFANJRG but I was just like, sitting there, and nothing...? I don't know maybe it's because I haven't actually seen it? 

But still if it's true (or not) I don't really care because it's in the past, they don't really want to talk about it, I probably going to be banned off the internet forever for bringing this up. I just want to think about the present Phan because it's the cutest to me they're not even hiding anymore xD

-----...^-.-=-.*.-=-.-^...-----

I'm so sleepy ugh thanks for reading this crap. Here's lil smol Phil to end the post: